She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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