So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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