Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
