it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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