bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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