Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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