Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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