Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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