If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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