Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
They took my balls.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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