Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just invented taco cereal.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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