Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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