Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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