you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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