So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I cockslap morals
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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