oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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