i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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