I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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