i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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