I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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