I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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