hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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