We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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