Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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