Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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