If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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