IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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