You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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