I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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