For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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