Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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