We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
