We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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