i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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