He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just cut my nipple shaving
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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