i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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