What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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