I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
