another moral hangover. fuck.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
tell me about the fingering
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