Already got asked if we're dating
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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