I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm at about main and main street
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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