NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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