You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
