Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I want to walk on stilts...naked
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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