Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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