did you get engaged???
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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