She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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