Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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