I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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