just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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