yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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