we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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